#‘squidward!!! why arent people buying the LGBT Patty | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ronithesnail · 6 months ago

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Realistically, it would be a terrible idea, but theoretically i so badly want an episode where spongebob and squidward teach mr krabs about pride month and he starts committing rainbow capitalism at the krusty krab

#saying this as someone who very much headcanons squidward as bi and spongebob as gayace +gnc #but even besides that #just them teaching mr krabs- a very much cishet capitalist- about pride month #and then he just runs with it #it would be a legitimately funny episode while also being yayyyy gayyyy!!!#but itll never happen and even if it did they probably wouldn’t handle it properly tbh #‘squidward!!! why arent people buying the LGBT Patty??? youre one of them queers right whats wrong with it?? im losin me money squidward!!’#‘sirr no self respecting faggot would go near a ‘lettuce guava bacon tomato’ sandwich’#‘but i thought yous people liked fruits!!!’#spongebob squarepants #spongebob #squidward #squidward tentacles #mr krabs #eugene krabs #krusty krab

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